Now posting over at this place as well.

Barnsley Bill has invited me to post at his place. Apparently his other mates can't be arsed and he is feeling stressed.
The reason for the stress is that little twat FFM and this countries biggest linkwhore have put a new feature on their blogs that show when their chums last posted. Barnsley, although being a misogynist hate monger just like me is a competitive chap and needs my help to stop him being at the bottom of the page all the time.
So I shall throw him a bone or two from time to time.
Here is the first post, he may well tell me to not bother once he has read it.
I am still however looking for new entries in Southern raiders now legendary list.

Southern Raider's list from Kiwiblog

Link to original comment.

Lets see how many more we can come up with?
All entries of merit will be added to the original list.

WHY I’M VOTING LABOUR
I’m voting Labour because being part of a collective gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling all over. Yes, we’re all individuals.
I’m voting Labour because common sense and the most basic of intelligence tells me Communism will never work regardless of how many different ways and times you try it, and will actually cause more harm than good.
I’m voting Labour because true Communism has never been tried, and all it needs is another 70 years and 120 million deaths for it to work.
I’m voting Labour because New Zealand is run by the Business Round Table.
I’m voting Labour because businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
I’m voting Labour because big corporations (powerful entities with lots of money made from selling people goods and services they want to buy), can’t be trusted; but Big Government (a powerful entity with lots of money robbed at gunpoint from its rightful owners), can be.
I’m voting Labour because I need to be told what is good and bad for me.
I’m voting Labour because I can’t think for myself.
I’m voting Labour because rich people should be told just how “fair” their fair share really is, without ever defining what “rich” is (thus leaving the door open to the state-sponsored plunder of as many people as possible).
I’m voting Labour because thinking for myself is redundant when a politician or bureaucrat with a sociology degree has the best handle on what’s good for me, how to spend my money, how to educate my children etc.
I’m voting Labour because I believe the government should be able to take the property and income I’ve worked for, and give it to someone else who refuses to work or save.
I’m voting Labour because I don’t pay enough tax.
I’m voting Labour because I want more radical-left judicial appointments.
I’m voting Labour because I care about the real victims of crime — criminals.
I’m voting Labour because everyone deserves crappy healthcare. Sure, you’ll have to wait years for that life-saving cancer surgery. But it’s first come, first served at the cemetery!
I’m voting Labour because motorists aren’t paying enough for petrol.
I’m voting Labour because if I don’t have enough money, the solution is for the government to take more of my money. After all, who needs money when petrol is $2.11 per litre?
I’m voting Labour because it looks like they’re going to hit “greedy” oil companies with windfall profits taxes, which means I get to pay even more for fuel.
I’m voting Labour because truth and justice are too judgmental.
I’m voting Labour because one day, I will be a victim too.
I’m voting Labour because I don’t understand human nature or economics, and I don’t want to.
I’m voting Labour because that I believe that two people can live off one another indefinitely without working.
I’m voting Labour because I love that warm glow associated with the redistribution of other people’s money.
I’m voting Labour because I feel guilty for having always worked hard. Now I want to give everything to some worthless slot who went out and got pregnant at age 15 so she could stop going to school and live off other people for the rest of her life.
I’m voting Labour because paying more than 50 percent of my income in combined taxes is not enough and I want to subsidise more illegal immigrants and hip hop tours.
I’m voting Labour because I cannot be successful without the government taking care of me.
I’m voting Labour because I hate having to make decisions for myself.
I’m voting Labour because I’d prefer to live in a state house.
I’m voting Labour because I am tired of working for a living. I want a benefit.
I’m voting Labour because I ‘m entitled to everyone else’s success, no matter how much harder they worked or how much more risk they took.
I’m voting Labour because I want one of those free converter boxes I keep hearing about for my TV. I hope it works on the new 65″ flat screen that I bought with the rich honky tonks’ tax money. Lord knows I deserve it for raising all these children on my own.
I’m voting Labour because I want smart people who worked hard all their life to pay for my bad choices and self-inflicted shortcomings.
I’m voting Labour because I am a victim of every earthly affliction.
I’m voting Labour because CO2 emissions must be drastically reduced to save our planet, even if our living standards revert to those prevailing in the Dark Ages.
I’m voting Labour because I believe we need other countries’ permission for me to use my heater or drive an SUV.
I’m voting Labour because hunters and fisherman don’t care about the environment, but loony activists who’ve never set foot outside the faculty lounge and Starbucks do.
I’m voting Labour because any person who flushes his travel documents on the plane should get massive legal aid to stay in New Zealand, bring out their whole family, and go on the dole.
I’m voting Labour because I believe making peace signs at people whose declared intention is to kill me will make them go away.
I’m voting Labour because I want the United Nations to govern my country.
I’m voting Labour because I was thinking about converting to Islam anyway.
I’m voting Labour because one day I want to press #4 for English.
I’m voting Labour because all this white guilt is killing me.
I’m voting Labour because the Treaty of Waitangi is a “living document” requiring periodic editing from unelected activist judges.
I’m voting Labour because the real cure for racism is hate speech laws and preferential policies based on race.
I’m voting Labour because young Kiwis should be brainwashed at school instead of learning dumb stuff like Maths and English.
I’m voting Labour because I’d rather everybody was illiterate and ignorant and never questioned anything the government does as long as Nanny State guarantees that I can live off other people for the rest of my life.
I’m voting Labour because I don’t like the English language and prefer being forced to learn Maori.
I’m voting Labour because after 17 years in higher education I realise an inflated and unjustified sense of self-esteem is more important than teaching kids to read, write, or critically analyse anything.
I’m voting Labour because Maori and Polynesian students with inferior Bursary results deserve preferential admission to limited entry university courses.
I’m voting Labour because competitive examinations are racist, but racial quotas aren’t.
I’m voting Labour because I enjoy being humiliated and told my beliefs are no longer welcomed in this “enlightened” society.
I’m voting Labour because the only hate speech I approve of is against white people.
I’m voting Labour because, as a European New Zealander, I accept the blame for all the problems, failings and personal inadequacies of anyone with a brown skin.
I’m voting Labour because Pakeha racism is responsible for Maori pathology, even though we don’t put a gun to Maori heads and make them sleep around at age 12, give birth to underweight premature babies in their teens, drink, smoke and take drugs, drop out of high school, beat their children to death, or commit crimes that send them to jail.
I’m voting Labour because I am against the death penalty for known murderers, but in favour of abortion-on-demand of unborn innocents.
I’m voting Labour because it’s my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I’ll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal.
I’m voting Labour because foetal parasites are the true enemy of the state.
I’m voting Labour because Sue Bradford and Cindy Kiro care more about children than their parents do.
I’m voting Labour because the same teacher who can’t teach five year olds how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
I’m voting Labour because gender roles are artificial, but homosexuality is natural.
I’m voting Labour because the institution of marriage should be expanded to include people of the same sex, multiple partners, and even animals.
I’m voting Labour because the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby. Love and compassion is all it takes to make a successful family.
I’m voting Labour because I want to marry my cat. We love each other. I can’t visit him at the vet when he’s sick. It’s not fair. I’m entitled to his tinkle ball and his litter tray when he passes too.
I’m voting Labour because gay pride parades celebrating cross-dressing, sodomy, and bestiality are “legitimate forms of self-expression” but manger scenes and Christmas Carols should be removed from the public square lest they offend non-Christians.
I’m voting Labour because I enjoy reach-arounds from Chris Carter and Tim Barnett.
I’m voting Labour because thinking is much harder than feeling.
I’m voting Labour because I hate freedom.
I’m voting Labour because my feminist girlfriend said she’d dump me if I didn’t.
I’m voting Labour because family values are important. I love my Big Sister, Auntie Helen.